when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
the thing
THAT THING!
Trill Shit
Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
(Source: bullshit-time)
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(Source: dear-caio)
View Larger This is why the ocean scares me so much its not the sharks, nor the giant fucking squid its just the vast emptiness
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I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
(Source: a--n--n)
Sloth on a boat.
i cant stop laughing omg
The less action packed sequel to snakes on a plane.
WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS FACE OMFG
literally, every girl LOL
it’s you looking for it, maybe.
